boo you whore❀




hey wattup lol i'm nicole and i love cats, death and food.
♔☺





eatingisfab:

The debate in my head everytime i wake up
“get up and exercise’
“nah, go back to sleep”



unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh



legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

unfollowryanross:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

itll:

how does wikipedia know the height of every celebrity



tsunamiwavesurfing:

broke niggas stand to the left

                                                                   my rich niggas stand to the right

illest:

Ladies, if you think your man is cheating. Take him to that bitches front door and see if his wifi connects.



Anonymous asks:How do I make sure my gf doesn't catch me cheating on her?

alphabitches:

ok follow these simple steps:

1. pick up the trash
2. step outta ur house
3. open the trash can
4. step into the trash can

good now u r where u belong congrats!!!

gnagster:

i put the :// in http://

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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